I'm 57, I Can't Look Like A

People Say, "you Should Write Lyrics" And I Say I'm Quite Happy Not To, Because I Like Being Part Of That Process Where You Write Your Version Of What Someone Else's Lyrics Are Saying To You, And That Enjoyment Has Never Changed.

But Until We Get Rid Of That Shame, Then People Are Going To Stay Underground, They Are Not Going To Get Tested, And We're Facing An Uphill Battle [with Aids].

If There Is A Better Singer In England Than Craig David, Then I Am Margaret Thatcher.

I Get High In The Evening Sniffing Pots Of Glue.

The French Are Useless. They Can't Organize A Piss-up In A Brewery.