I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.

Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

I Don't Want To Talk To You No More, You Empty Headed Animal Food Trough Wiper. I Fart In Your General Direction. Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries.