I'm Happy That I Have A Look,

I'm Big In Russia, But No One's Quite Sure Why.

But I Quite Like That The Public Has A Very Short Attention Span. If I Haven't Been On Telly For A Little Bit, I Can Sense It. People Don't Take As Much Notice Of You, It's Really Quite Palpable.

I Learned To Stand Up For Myself At School Where I Was Never Too Popular.

Philately Is Normally A Boys' Hobby But For Some Reason It Was In Vogue At My Junior School. Between The Ages Of Eight And Ten I Collected Avidly. I'd Pore Over My Stanley Gibbons Book, Obsessively Checking My Collection's Value. I Always Hoped I'd Stumble Across A Really Valuable One, A Penny Black Or An Inverted Jenny, But It Wasn't To Be.

I'm Too Frightened Of Confrontation, So I Will Always Tip - Even If The Service Has Been Really Shoddy.