I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.

Thanks To My Mother, Not A Single Cardboard Box Has Found Its Way Back Into Society. We Receive Gifts In Boxes From Stores That Went Out Of Business Twenty Years Ago.

A Grandparent Will Accept Your Calls From Anywhere, Collect.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian.