I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.