I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

Anyone Can Dabble, But Once You've Made That Commitment, Your Blood Has That Particular Thing In It, And It's Very Hard For People To Stop You.

With My Wife Camille's Help, I Took To Social Networking. I'm Working With The Computers.

If You Took Your Child To The Dentist And Check For Cavities, The Child Likely Won't Get Them. If You Take Them Just For Emergency, That's All They're Gonna Get.

There Are No Absolutes In Raising Children. In Any Stressful Situation, Fathering Is Always A Roll Of The Dice. The Game May Be Messy, But I Have Never Found One With More Joys And Rewards.