I'm From A Gypsy Background!

I Just Wanted My Daughter To Grow Up, Get Married, Have Children And Get Divorced Like Everyone Else.

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

Meryl Streep Is An Acting Machine In The Same Sense That A Shark Is A Killing Machine.

Until You're Ready To Look Foolish, You'll Never Have The Possibility Of Being Great.