I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That

No Matter How Much Money You Spend To Make Yourself Beautiful - With All The Products, The Diets, The Plastic Surgery - In The End, Women Need To Fall In Love With Themselves And Realize They're Wonderfully Made.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

I Will Never Do Nudity. I Don't Care How Dark And Intellectual The Role Could Be, You Know...i Don't Care If I Frickin' Could Get An Oscar For It, I'm Not Going To Do It. Those Accolades Mean Nothing To Me. I Don't Think People Deserve To See What's Under My Clothing. That's Only For My Next Husband-ha-ha-ha.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.