I'm An Outdoor Nut. If I'm Not

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

A Lot Of People Up North, They Think Everybody From The South Is Married To Their Sister And Has Seen A Ufo. I Told Them, 'i'm Just Dating My Sister And Couldn't Swear That It Wasn't A Weather Balloon.'

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.