I'm Ambitious In The Sense That I

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’

I Don't Believe In Guilty Pleasures. If I Like It, I Don't Feel Guilty About It

I Remember Seeing Aladdin When I Was Five Or Six And Loving It. I Looked At The Big Screen And Said To My Mum, Whatever This Genie Guy Does, I Want To Do. Mum Said I Couldnt Be A Genie, But That Robin Williams, Who Did The Voice-over In The Film, Was An Actor. So I Said, Ok, Then, I Want To Be An Actor.

There's Nothing More Badass Than Being Who You Are.

I'm Always Just Waiting For Someone To Cut Me Off; I'm A Chatty Guy.