I'm A Spalding Gray In A Rick

Just Once I'd Like Someone To Call Me 'sir' Without Adding 'you're Making A Scene.'

My Life Is More To Me Than All The Wealth Of Ilius

We Cannot All Hope To Combine The Pleasing Qualities Of Good Looks, Brains, And Eloquence.

If Not Yet Lost To All The Sense Of Shame.

He Knew How To Say Many False Things That Were Like True Sayings.