I'm A Real People-pleaser.

I Know It's A Cliche, But The Whole Family Is Just Whacked. I Mean, We're All Out Of Our Minds. They're The Funniest, Most Eccentric Bizarre People I've Ever Met, My Siblings.

I Have A Theory That If You're Famous More Years Than You're Not Famous, Then You Get A Little Nutty.

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'

After Years Of Begging, I Got My Parents To Get Me A Little Craig Tape Recorder, A Reel To Reel. Then I Started Recording Voices, Or Recording Jonathan Winters Off Television And Stuff Like That.