I'm A Happy-go-lucky Character. I'm Not That

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.

The Thing About Us Is We're Honest. If We're Asked Whether We Take Drugs, We Say Yes. I Was Brought Up By My Mom Not To Be A Liar.

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

You'll Find People Who Rib You About Their Age Are Petrified About Getting Old. It Doesn't Bother Me.

I've Never Felt Like I Had Anything Important To Say.