I'm A Great Songwriter, But I'm Not

My Son Ain't Going To Be Miserable Because He's Going To Be The Child Of A Rock Star, The End.

I Don't Like John Terry And I Never Have. He's Got Funny Eyes And He's A Cry Baby. He's Also A Cockney.

Rock Stardom Will Die Because Nobody Will Make Enough Money Any More To Be Rock Stars.

I Started Off As Many Fathers Do. I Enjoyed The Good Bits, But I Was Wary Of The Responsibility. But Now I Love Being A Dad.

You And I Are Gonna Live Forever...