I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies,

If You're An Artist Like A Really, Really Long Time, It Stops Being A Performance. I'm Not Performing Anymore. I Reveal Myself To The Audience... I Show You Some Of Me. It's Not A Show No More.

I'm In A Whole Different Part Of Show Business. I'm Not Even Part Of Shakespeare In Love.

Flowers Are The Fastest Way To A Woman's Heart. Well, Actually, The Fastest Way Is Through Her Rib Cage, But Flowers Are A Lot Less Messy.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!

I Took My Portrait That Kaufman Did Of Me Home From The Saturday Night Live Tv Set.