I Loved Australia. I Was Very Successful

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

The Problem With A Lot Of Comedy Clubs Is Not That They Are A Comedy Club; It's Just The Cheesy Way They're Presenting Themselves. That's Why A Lot Of People Have A Problem With Them. If You're A Relatively Unknown Comedian, You Can Play At A Comedy Club, You Might Play To Hundreds Of People Every Night. But If You Try To Make A Concert Event Out Of It, And Try To Play A Rock Club Or Something, Where You Might Play To 10 People Or No People. And The Flipside Of That Is, That's Also A Great Thing, To Play To People Who Are Your Fans. Some People Are Too Hard On The Comedy Clubs.

I Mean, I've Always Had Scattered Interests, But I Never Went On Stage To Get An Agent Or Anything Like That

I Don't Feel I'm Even Worthy Of A Normal Amount Of Value.

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase