I Love Pop Music. It's Not Easy

You Never Know How Things Will Work Out. After All The Bad Reasons In The World, Some Good Came Out.

The Only Notes That Matter Come In A Wad

Michael Jackson Plays The Wounded Puppy Very Well. 'i Must Be The Loneliest Man In The World'. Well, You're Not A Man. And The Loneliness Is Self Inflicted, So Sod Off You Pathetic Puerile Pimp. I Wonder What Color His Willy Is.

I Don't Listen To Music. I Hate Music.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.