I Love Mysticism - It's Such Fun.

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

Jealousy Is The Fear Of Losing The Thing You Love Most. It's Very Normal. Suspicion Is The Thing That's Abnormal.

Since I Got A Divorce, I Have Been Dating Younger Guys. But It's Just Because They're The Ones That Ask Me Out.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

I've Always Gotten Along Best With Artists.