I Love Jokes As Much As Anyone,

Performing Live In Front Of An Audience Is Such A Matter Of Will - All Of Those Things You Can Do Just Fine In Your Basement, Suddenly You Have To Do Them In Front Of Hundreds Or Thousands Of People, And It Becomes A Different Matter Entirely.

You Can't Get Wise With Sleep Still In Your Eyes No Matter What Your Dream Might Be.

Half The World Hates What Half The World Does Every Day Half The World Waits While Half Gets On With It Anyway

You Can Choose A Ready Guide In Some Celestial Voice. If You Choose Not To Decide, You Still Have Made A Choice. You Can Choose From Phantom Fears And Kindness That Can Kill. I Will Choose A Path Thats Clear. I Will Choose Freewill.

Courageous Convictions Will Drag The Dream Into Existence.