I Love A Stupid Joke, Something That

I'm Not That Shallow, Asshole. I Don't Need Money. It's Way More Important For Them To Be Good-looking.

It's A Pleasure To Play My Sister Because Everything I've Accused Her Of My Whole Life, I Can Now Re-enact Before Her Eyes.

I'd Like To Go Out For A Cocktail... Or Seven.

If You Judge A Person By The Company They Keep, Then I'm Retarded.

I Don't Want To Be Oprah [winfrey], I'm Not Trying To Be Barbara Walters, But We Can All Do Better.