I'll Try Anything...i'll Even Try Limburger Cheese!

I Make More Mistakes Than Anyone Else I Know, And Sooner Or Later, I Patent Most Of Them.

Genius Is 1 Percent Inspiration, 99 Percent Perspiration.

There Is A Better Way To Do It - Find It!

I Never Pick Up An Item Without Thinking Of How I Might Improve It. I Never Perfected An Invention That I Did Not Think About In Terms Of The Service It Might Give Others. I Want To Save And Advance Human Life, Not Destroy It. I Am Proud Of The Fact That I Never Invented Weapons To Kill. The Dove Is My Emblem.

I Am So Deaf I Am Debarred From Hearing All The Time Articulation And Have To Depend On The Judgment Of Others.