I'll Declare My Own Interest Right Here

I Don't Have A Spiritual Bone In My Body; But What I Am, Is Religious.

Is The Raggle-taggle Brangelina Tribe Any More Bogus Than That Of The Landlocked Yummy Mummy Who Believes That She Can Drop Half A Dozen Brats And Still Keep A Modest Carbon Footprint? I Don't Think So.

Women, More Often Than Not, Do Things Which Aren't Remotely Relaxing But Are All About Preening, Which Is Just Another Sort Of Work.

Show Me A Frigid Woman And, Nine Times Out Of Ten, I'll Show You A Little Man.

In Barcelona, Things Seem So Different. For Example, I Know That It's Traditionally The Least Spanish City, But You'd Never Know They Had A Monarchy, Coming Here As A Tourist - As Opposed To The Uk, Where The Queen Is Probably The Best-known Animal, Vegetable And/or Mineral Going When It Comes To Overseas Visitors.