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I'll Be 56 This Year, I've Got Two Kids, And I Think It's Probably Time To Go Back To Writing One-glove Jokes.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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I'll Be 56 This Year, I've Got
P. J. O'Rourke
I'll Be 56 This Year, I've Got Two Kids, And I Think It's Probably Time To Go Back To Writing One-glove Jokes.
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