I Live Way Below My Means.

Never Go To Clubs With Metal Detectors. Sure It Feels Safe Inside. But What About All Those Niggas Waiting Outside With Guns? They Know You Ain't Got One.

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.