I Like To Stay At Home And

I Think Everyone's Afraid Of Public Speaking. There Have Been Times Where I've Come Out Of My Own Show And Been Like, 'oh, God, What Am I Doing?' . . . You Have To Remind Yourself That 'ok, I'm Kind Of A Badass. I Can Handle It.'

The Only People I Owe An Apology To Are My Dead Parents. Except My Father Because He's Still Alive.

If You Wait Too Long In Vegas, You End Up With A Chicken Finger In Your Underwear.

My Life And My Legs Have Been An Open Book.

When You See The Veins Popping Out Of My Neck, That's An Exclamation Point.