I Like To Give The Actors Freedom

If You See Me Doing A New Stand-up Special, It Probably Means I've Been Out Of Work For A While.

My Father Left Ireland Because He Did Not Want To Muck Horse Manure For The Rest Of His Life, And He Wanted To Come To New York.

I Would Never Do Crack... I Would Never Do A Drug Named After A Part Of My Own Ass, Okay?

I'm No Prophet And I'm No Genius, But I Can Only Tell You What I Seem To Know. As A Fan Of Television And The Movies, I Think It's All For The Better.

When I Was A Teenager, You Couldn't Get Straight Pants. Then In '76, When Punk Started To Hit, It Was A Revelation That You Could Find Straight Pants Again.