I Like To Approach Every Day Like

I'm Completely Changing My Diet. My Nutritionist Recommends I Must Now Stop Eating Food I Have Already Eliminated.

My Favorite Dylan Song? I Think It's 'just Like A Woman.' It Always Makes Me Cry.

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.