I Like Mitt Romney. He Looks Like

When I Was A Kid In Indiana, We Thought It Would Be Fun To Get A Turkey A Year Ahead Of Time And Feed It And So On For The Following Thanksgiving. But By The Time Thanksgiving Came Around, We Sort Of Thought Of The Turkey As A Pet, So We Ate The Dog. Only Kidding. It Was The Cat!

He Opened A Window In My Heart, And The Light Of The World Shined In.

Midnight, And The Kitties Are Sleeping.

Has The Mathematical Abilities Of A Clydesdale.

Sometimes When You Look In His Eyes You Get The Feeling That Someone Else Is Driving.