I Learned The Word Non-conformist In Fourth

No One Will Ever Ask Me To Sing Because It's Beautiful. My Secret Is Hiding My Musicianship Behind Humor.

I'm Enjoying The Opportunity That Parks And Recreation Affords Me To Exploit My Own Soapbox Agenda, Which Is To Try To Encourage People To Make Things With Their Hands.

No Matter How You Decide To Spend A Little More Time On Your Gestures Of Giving, The Point Is Just Quite Simply That You Do.

If You Want To Be Happy In Life, Consider Yourself A Student. Every Day Of Your Life, Think: How Can I Improve?

People Keep Referring To Me As A Standup, And That Just Doesn't Sit Well With Me Because A Lot Of My Friends Are Standups And They're Brilliant At Writing Jokes, And I'm Not.