I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle

Nowadays A Parlor Maid As Ignorant As Queen Victoria Was When She Came To The Throne Would Be Classed As Mentally Defective.

A Conquered Nation Is Like A Man With Cancer: He Can Think Of Nothing Else.

I Never Thought Much Of The Courage Of A Lion Tamer. Inside The Cage He Is At Least Safe From People.

All Classes In Proportion To Their Lack Of Travel And Familiarity With Foreign Literature Are Bellicose, Prejudiced Against Foreigners, Fond Of Fighting As A Cruel Sport - In Short, Dog-like In Their Notions Of Foreign Policy.

Those Who Do Not Know How To Live Must Make A Merit Of Dying.