I Learned A Long Time Ago That

Hollywood Is Wonderful, But It Does Eat Its Young.

I've Found That Hollywood's A Really Honest Business. They Don't Pull Any Punches. They Tell You Exactly What You Want-i Want The Fake Breasts And The Flat Car And The Big Pool. You Know, They're Real Up-front About It.

Warner Bros Offered Me The Next Batman, And The Only Reason That I Didn't Do It Was Because Of The Saint.

I Was In Love With Tina Goodman Since I Was Three And Her Parents Came Popping Out Of The Trash Cans. I Think It Made A Big Impression On Me.

I Don't Believe In Death. I Think It's Just A State Of Mind.