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Definition Of A Classic: A Book Everyone Is Assumed To Have Read And Often Thinks They Have.

It Was The Kind Of Library He Had Only Read About In Books.

Life Is Rather Like A Tin Of Sardines - We're All Of Us Looking For The Key.

No Mention Of God. They Keep Him Up Their Sleeves For As Long As They Can, Vicars Do. They Know It Puts People Off.

Deluded Liberal That I Am, I Persist In Thinking That Those With A Streak Of Sexual Unorthodoxy Ought To Be More Tolerant Of Their Fellows Than Those Who Lead An Entirely Godly, Righteous And Sober Life. Illogically, I Tend To Assume That If You ( Philip Larkin) Dream Of Caning Schoolgirls Bottoms, It Disqualifies You From Dismissing Half The Nation As Work-shy.