I Know When I Was A Kid

I Find That If You Just Talk, Your Mouth Comes Up With Stuff.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.