I Know I Will Never Be Happy,

Confidentially, The Type Of Male I Find Most Enjoyable For A Friend Is One Who Has Enough Fire And Assurance To Speak Up For His Convictions.

What Good Is It Being Marilyn Monroe? Why Can't I Just Be An Ordinary Woman?

When It Gets Hot Like This, You Know What I Do? I Keep My Undies In The Ice Box.

Before Marriage, A Girl Has To Make Love To A Man To Hold Him. After Marriage, She Has To Hold Him To Make Love To Him.

If There Is Only One Thing In My Life That I Am Proud Of, It's That I've Never Been A Kept Woman.