I Know God Exits, But I Don't

Loneliness Is More Likely To Lead To Fussy Housekeeping Than To Grand Views Of The Universe.

When A Man Bores A Woman, She Complains. When A Woman Bores A Man, He Ignores Her.

The Hero Used To Be The One In White. Now He Is Harder To Spot.

An Event Is Not Over Until Everyone Is Tired Of Talking About It.

The Imaginary Audience For My Life Is Growing Small And Silent.