I Know A Lot About A Few

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.

I'd Rather Call Myself A Mischief-maker, An Imp, Rather Than A Satirist. Satirist Sounds So Self Important. Plus No One Is Calling Himself An Imp Right Now. It Makes Me Feel Special.

I'm Always Working On A Few Different Stories At Once, So There's Always Some Really Big Coffee Table Book I'm Carrying Around.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.