I Knew With Snape I Was Working

My Definition Of Palatable Might Be Slightly Different From Yours.

Give Me A Window And I'll Stare Out It.

I Love Perfumes. Every Morning When My Girlfriend And I Come Down To The Courtyard In Our Block Of Flats We're Assailed By The Most Delicious Scent - Jasmine Round A Doorway. It Almost Makes Me Swoon.

I'm A Lot Less Serious Than People Think, It's Probably Because The Way My Face Is Put Together.

Those Of You Who Are Not Aware Of My Brilliant Career As A Stand Up Comic, I'm Not Aware Of It Either So We Might Well Wonder What We're Doing Here.