I Knew The Answer, And--of Course--so Did

The Opportunity To Lecture Had Restored My Good Humor.

It's Not Unsporting To Thrash A Cowardly Cad,' Said Simmons. 'everyone Knows You Don't Fight Like A Gentleman.' 'that Might Be Called An Oxymoron,' Ramses Said. 'oh--sorry. Bad Form To Use Long Words. Look It Up When You Get Home.' The Poor Devil Didn't Know How To Fight, Like A Gentleman Or Otherwise.

I Will Tell You A Little Secret About Archaeologists, Dear Reader. They All Pretend T Be Very High-minded. They Claim That Their Sole Aim In Excavation Is To Uncover The Mysteries Of The Past And Add To The Store Of Human Knowledge. They Lie. What They Really Want Is A Spectacular Discovery, So They Can Get Their Names In The Newspapers And Inspire Envy And Hatred In The Hearts Of Their Rivals.

A Man Asking For Help Ought To At Least Give Directions.

I Do Not Scruple To Employ Mendacity And A Fictitious Appearance Of Female Incompetence When The Occasion Demands It.