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Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

It Used To Be Cars Had Cool Names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now We Have Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, Tercel. Further Proof That America Has Lost Its Edge.

The Christians Gave Him Sunday, The Jews Gave Him Saturday, And The Muslims Gave Him Friday. God Has A Three-day Weekend.

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.