I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman],

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because I Dunk A Basketball Doesn't Mean I Should Raise Your Kids.

Sometimes I Have To Criticize Guys To Try To Make It Fun, I Mean, I'm Out There Trying To Bust Other People. I Want All These Guys To Do Well, But When They Do Something Stupid Or Don't Play Well, I Try Not To Kill 'em, I Try To Make 'em Laugh A Little Bit.

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

This Is Why I Hate White People. You Guys Try To Turn Everything Into A Racial Issue.