I Just Don't Think We Should Go

To Me, The Presidency And The Vice-presidency Were Not Prizes To Be Won, But A Duty To Be Done.

Teddy Roosevelt... Once Said, 'speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick.' Jimmy Carter Wants To Speak Loudly And Carry A Fly Swatter.

The Three-martini Lunch Is The Epitome Of American Efficiency.

I Would Like To Deny All Allegations By Bob Hope That During My Last Game Of Golf, I Hit An Eagle, A Birdie, An Elk And A Moose.

Humor Can Help You To Disagree Without Being Disagreeable. The Key In Democracy Is Not Necessarily That We Agree, But That We Participate....despite All The Heavy Problems- Domestic And International- There Is Humor. Humor Transcends Partisanship.