I Just Can't Believe That Anyone Would

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I'm Not Worried About What's Going To Happen When I'm Thirty, Because I Am Never Going To Make It To Thirty. You Know What Life Is Like After Thirty - I Don't Want That.

My Heart Is Broke, But I Have Some Glue, Help Me Inhale And Mend It With You.

Sometimes I Wish I Had Taken The Bob Dylan Route And Sang Songs Where My Voice Would Not Go Out On Me Every Night, So I Could Have A Career If I Wanted.

Thank You All From The Pit Of My Burning, Nauseous Stomach For Your Letters And Concern During The Past Years.