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Channeling Is Just Bad Ventriloquism. You Use Another Voice, But People Can See Your Lips Moving.

I Never Wanted To Be A Magician. I Never Wanted To Be A Comedian. I Never Wanted To Be Onstage.

We Need A President Who Realizes That There's No Government Business In Show Business.

I Live In Vegas, And I See People By The Side Of The Road With Cardboard Signs Who Seem Like They Might Have Tried That Spending Their Way Out Of Debt Thing.

The Medium Is Not The Message - The Message Is The Message.