I Hope People Will Find The Book

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.

I Will Be The 43-year-old Guy In The Jumpsuit. In My Estimation And My Image Of Myself Is That I Am 23 And Can Get Away With It. If I Didn't Have The Show, I Would Be In One Right Now. It Would Be Denim, But I Love A Terry.

I Love Getting Into Restaurants And Getting Free Stuff - That Part Of Fame I Definitely Enjoy!

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

In The Case Of 'the Housewives,' I Call The 'housewives' Sociology Of The Rich. I Think It's Just Fun To Watch. It's Guilt-free Gossiping That You Can Have. It's Like The Modern-day Soap Opera, In My Mind.