I Haven't Known Life To Be Any

I Quit, And Then I Started Again, And Then I Quit, And Then I Started Again.

I Phoned My Grandparents And My Grandfather Said 'we Saw Your Movie.' 'which One?' I Said. He Shouted 'betty, What Was The Name Of That Movie I Didn't Like?

Being Married Means I Can Break Wind And Eat Ice Cream In Bed.

I Don't Think I Was All That Late In Becoming A Father.

Same-sex Marriage Polls Is Our Last Chance To Make A Difference. If You're Like Me, You Don't Want To Have To Ask Yourself On The Day After The Election, What Else Could I Have Done?