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It's Not Unlike The Movies For Human Actors. Once A Dog Stars In A Movie, They Don't Work Very Much Anymore. It's Kind Of Heartbreaking.

Fifty Is A Big Corner To Turn. It Used To Mean Being Put Out To Pasture, But It's The Opposite With Me. I Feel More Vibrant; I'm More Active Than I've Ever Been. The F-word Really Is Freedom. It's The Freedom To Have Dropped The Rock-the Rock Of Addiction, Of Family, Of Comparisons With Other People. It's Being Fit And Focused And Kind Of Furious.

I Have To Be Careful To Get Out Before I Become The Grotesque Caricature Of A Hatchet-faced Woman With Big Knockers.

I've Had A Little Plastic Surgery. I've Had A Little Lipo. I've Had A Little Botox. And You Know What? None Of It Works. None Of It.

I Tried To Find A Rhythm, And I Stopped Comparing Myself To Anybody Else. One Of The Great Phrases For Me Is "compare And Despair." If I Compare Myself To Kate Middleton Or Dame Judi Dench, I'm Going To Come Out At The Bottom And Be Sad.