I Have To Declare In All Candor

The Great Thing About The Internet Is That It Will Not Abide By The Rules.

I Do Send Out Information About My Books. Very Few People Buy The Books That Way, But I Always Feel That If They Want To Know More About The Process, They Can Get The Information From My Books.

You Know, A Few Months Ago, I Made A Terrible Mistake. I Realized Something, And Instead Of Crushing The Thought The Moment It Came I... I Let It Hang On, And Now I Know It To Be True. And I'm Afraid It's Stuck In My Head Forever. These Are The Best Days Of Our Lives. It's A Terrible Thing To Know, But I Know It.

You See, That's The Whole Point Of Being In Government. If You Don't Like Something You Simply Make Up A Law That Makes It Illegal.

No One Likes It, Apart From Blind People, And I'm Sure Even They Can Sense It's Profound Ugliness As It Passes By.