I Have Spent The Past Several Years

I, Myself, Deeply Regret What Happened Between Me And President Clinton. Let Me Say It Again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened.

I Voted Republican This Year; The Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth.

I'm Kind Of Known For Something That's Not So Great To Be Known For.

I Felt Like A Piece Of Trash. I Felt Dirty And I Felt Used And I Was Disappointed.

So It Was Sort Of An Odd Time Because I Had Been Hired, But My Paperwork Hadn't Gone Through. So I Worked As An Intern During The Government Shutdown, As An Intern, But I Already Had A Job.