I Have No Talent When It Comes

I Just Recently Crossed Over Into Europe. They're Showing My Special Hot And Fluffy In Europe And Selling The Dvd There Too. And They're Doing The Same Thing In Australia And Canada. And I Think The Biggest Part Was I Did The Special In A Predominantly Latino Area, But I Kept The Show Mainstream And Across The Board.

You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Family And Not Have Insurance And Really Need It. As A Comic, Insurance Was One Of Those Sacrifices I Made Early On Until I Could Afford It.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

I'm Not On A Diet. And It's Funny Cause People Go 'well, Then Why Do You Drink Diet Soda?' So I Can Eat Regular Cake.