I Have No Plan Except To Take

Sundays Are A Good Day To Look At The Limitless Possibilities Of The Week Ahead. The Key Is To Prolong That Feeling By Not Reading The News.

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?